I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
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@idougahole: Found small bench. Set trap. Found it hilarious. Good day
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one of my favorite quotes
when the PE teacher makes you run
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. —
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
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This is what British television looks like.
I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.
FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING