I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
"all girls dress the same"
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
My favorite person
If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
A whole government full of people throwing tantrums and it’s my generation that’s whiny, selfish, and entitled.